“Oils” – A Thanksgivukkah Miracle (Royals song parody)

A musical celebration of the newest holiday on the block, Thanksgivukkah, a mash-up of Hanukkah and Thanksgiving.

This is the fully unedited version. A “clean” version (minus one naughty word) can be found here: http://youtu.be/rWVbpapzWjM

Featured on Huffington Post Comedy: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/21/oils-lorde-thanksgivukkah-royals-parody-video_n_4317732.html?utm_hp_ref=comedy

A segment with us on Fox 32 Chicago: http://www.myfoxchicago.com/video?clipId=9577858&autostart=true

Video by Big Teeth Productions (http://www.bigteeth.tv)
Lyrics by Gregg Jaffe (Big Teeth Productions)
Music Production & Mix by NoiseFloor LTD (http://www.noise-floor.com)
Vocals performed by Kate Steinberg (https://soundcloud.com/katesteinbergmusic)
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LYRICS


[Verse 1] I always cooked a turkey in Novem[ber],
I lit my eight menorah candles in December.
But now my schedule’s a mess Because Hanukkah’s tied to Thanksgiving.

[Chorus] Now everyone’s like Pilgrims, Indians, readers of the torah
Puritans, Wampanoag, dancers of the hora
We don’t care, we’re celebrating Thanksgivukkah.

And now the menus like stuffing, cranberry, turkey leg or brisket,
Manischewitz, pumpkin pie, holidays are mixing.
We don’t care, we’ll throw our dreidels in the air.

And we’ll always have oil (oil)
For frying our latkes.
It’s just about a month early
To honor Judah Maccabee.

It should be in winter (winter)
No more leaves on the ground.
Members of the tribe, the tribe, the tribe, the tribe
All together getting down.

[Verse 2] My friends and I would watch football
We’d wait for Charlie Brown to fly in front of Macy’s.
Instead we’re filling up our gourds, with chocolate coins
it’s a horn of plenty.

[Chorus] Now everyone’s like Pilgrims, Indians, readers of the torah
Puritans, Wampanoag, dancers of the hora
We don’t care, we’re celebrating Thanksgivukkah.

And now the menus like stuffing, cranberry, turkey leg or brisket,
Manischewitz, pumpkin pie, holidays are mixing.
We don’t care, we’ll throw our dreidels in the air.

And we’ll always have oil (oil)
For frying our latkes.
It’s just about a month early
To honor Judah Maccabee.

It should be in winter (winter)
No more leaves on the ground.
Members of the tribe, the tribe, the tribe, the tribe
All together getting down.

[Verse 3] Ooh ooh oh,
Thanksgiving plus Hanukkah
This is just meshugenah.
Ooh ooh oh,
Historically inaccurate
but we don’t really give a sh*t.

[Chorus] And we’ll always have oil (oil)
For frying our latkes.
It’s just about a month early
To honor Judah Maccabee.

It should be in winter (winter)
No more leaves on the ground.
Members of the tribe, the tribe, the tribe, the tribe
All together getting down.

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CREDITS (Cont’d)

Writer/Director – Gregg Jaffe
Assistant Director – Danny McCarthy
Director of Photography – Tom Kinstle
Executive Producer – Elise Jaffe
Producer – Brittany Wagner
Music Production & Sound Mix – Devin Delaney
Vocals & Vocal Production – Kate Steinberg
Wardrobe – Chicago Costume Co.
Props – The Main Event & The FruitGuys

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CAST

Judah Maccabee – Ben Mahoney
Turkey – Danny McCarthy
Puritans – Jake Coil & Brittany Wagner
Wompanoag – Devin Delaney, Sara Goehner, Gregg Jaffe, Dillon Spranley, Carmen Jaffe
Dancers of the Horah – Elise Jaffe, Bryan Ward, Gregg Jaffe, Jill Tondu