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JERRY: There was another crazed ex-girlfriend?

ELAINE: Right, so, I called my friend, you know – the one who set us up – I found out, he’s a bad-breaker-upper.

JERRY: Mmm.. Bad how?

ELAINE: (Fast) Well, you know when you break up, how you say things you don’t mean? Well, he says the mean things you don’t mean, but he means them.

JERRY: (Nods) I follow. So what are you gonna do?

ELAINE: Dump him. I can’t be with someone who doesn’t break up nicely. I mean, to me, that’s one of the most important parts of a relationship.

JERRY: (Agreeing) What’s more important?

(Elaine shrugs, then Jerry shrugs, then Elaine, then they both get into sort of a shrug-off)